I was in a fancy Starbucks. They had a special menu with savory drinks such as a Tuna Frappuccino and a Bacon and Eggs drink–neither of which interested me. They also had new food choices in that special menu such as seared salmon and grilled pork chop. I took a good 10 minutes trying to decide on what to get. When I finally decided on the grilled pork chop, the cashier told me it was unavailable, which made me go crazy like I would when McDonald’s tells me that the crispy chicken sandwich is unavailable. I settled on a vanilla macchiato instead (which apparently was a thing).
*change scene*
I was on top of a mountain with a bunch of spies. Apparently, I was one too. A bunch of bad guys came to attack us. I decided to escape by rolling down this huge hill covered in grass. It was a very long way down. I just kept rolling to safety.
Channel 42 